January has the potential to be the worst month of the year, it's a month of being broke and starving yourself to death. You drank and ate all of your money away during the festive period and then bought far too many clothes in the sales - Only to then take them home and realise that none of them fit. As a result you are now on a liquid diet and have joined the gym which you will be 'attending every day for the foreseeable future'/maybe until next week.
E.G - The story of EVERYONE'S life.
OH and to make matters worse, someone out there has decided that January is the perfect month to enforce a SOBER rule, 'DRY JANUARY'.
1. WHY
2. No.
It's a sad state of affairs when you're asking for sponsorship money in aid of your sober month - You know, that oh so charitable life accomplishment of not allowing an alcoholic beverage pass your lips for one whole month? If this is an achievement for you then i'm guessing that you should be spending your time elsewhere, focusing on this problem, rather than putting your efforts into getting sponsorship money.
*Cries in pity at society*
So if you hadn't guessed i'm currently angered at January, i'm distressed that the only thing our society can do for charity is halter their alcoholism and i'm also distressed at having to eat 'diet' food. Because of this i've decided to make healthy versions of my not so healthy favourite meals:
Tortilla Pizza
Ingredients- 1x Tortilla wrap (They even do wholegrain wraps now).
- Tube of tomato puree (You can get all flavours of tomato puree- Think herb/garlic etc).
- Tomatoes
- Mozzarella (Or your preferred healthy cheese)
- Toppings of your choice.
Method
1. Pre-heat oven to 190 degrees.
2. Mix up your tomato puree and tomato's.
3. Spread the mixture over a tortilla wrap
4. Add your toppings of choice - I had mushrooms, red onion and a few slices of pepperoni.
5. Sprinkle over your cheese.
6. Pop in oven for 10-15 minutes or until the cheese is melted and the wrap looks crispy!
7. Dress it with your favourite salad!
Don't let your diet ruin your life! This pizza tastes just like a normal thin crust pizza and has less than half the calories.
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